I Think I Get Why Donald Trump Is Who He Is

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I think I get it. Why is Donald Trump such an insecure asshole? Now, I know why. He's got a small-goofy looking penis. Listen, I can't brag about the size of my dick, but I don't use it as an excuse to be completely empty of any kind of morals.

Stormy Daniels is coming out with a book, in which she describes Trump's penis as the character Toad from "Mario Kart."

The Guardian obtain Daniels memoir entitled Full Disclosure, here's some shit The Guardian mentions from the memoir:

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool …

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart ...

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

Yeti pubes-a small-mushroom dick-bad at sex?.... Goddamn!